• hotclog:

    when ur friend makes u look dumb in front of your crushimage

    fancybluecheeto

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  • forcefields:

    bleachdalilah:

    thtwhitegurrl:

    slutdust:

    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”

    Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

    PLEASE EXPLAIN

    do u guys really not get the joke omg

    I GET IT

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  • quadguyin-china:

    salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

    liteskint:

    gigaguess:

    Oh.

    My.

    God.

    B Y E

    Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

    She is so satisfied with that joke.

    (Source: acidocasualidad, via happiest)

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  • love this

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  • codeinewarrior:

    me: hey can i have some money?

    bank teller: do you have an account with us?

    me: nah i just heard yall got money

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  • ophi1ia:

    I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

    (Source: yagamiyuu, via happiest)

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