• (via eiffeled)

    (Source: hedonistpoet, via greetings)

  • "We all love someone way too fucking much."
  • ironarya:

    shavingryansprivates:

    I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

    well you are gonna just adore my penis

    fancybluecheeto

    (Source: buddhabrot, via tipslip)

  • When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

    ofgeography:

    perfectxmystery:

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    when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

    image

    (Source: happyhour26, via tipslip)

  • asian:

    stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

    (via happiest)

  • proctalgia:

    people who make rude and unnecessary comments instead of just unfollowing people they dont like

    image

    (via tipslip)

  • florelgreen:

    you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

    (via happiest)

  • uglygirlsclub:

    don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

    (via broral)

  • alexandranikole:

    twerknugget:

    i feel so bad and then the end

    "Okay"

    (Source: digitalblasphmy, via tipslip)